Wardrobe Malfunctions

Wardrobe Malfunctions

Friday October 24th


Dear Diary,

New York Times has done it again! This time persecuting beautiful woman for love of fashion, unacceptable. At least am confident attractive women everywhere will sympathize with her plight …could work to political advantage, as attractive women demographic have not as of yet succumbed to skeletor’s John’s political charms…

Anyway, allegations RNC spent $150,000 on Sarah’s wardrobe completely false, so of course she is denying it. In actuality, as soon as Governor got off plane from Alaska I said to John “If this woman is going to be photographed next to me, she needs to look like she didn’t just stumble out of some backwoods little league hockey game in the ‘80s” so handed her my limitless American Express and told her to go to town. Didn’t look at receipts of course, so part about spending $150,000 could be true…should have suggested spending minimum. As I'm sure any woman in America would agree, 150K on clothes doesn't go as far as it used to. Sigh.