Taking the Oath...Again

Taking the Oath...Again

Thursday, January 22nd 7:00am Dear Diary, Decided to take the oath of office again yesterday after John Roberts messed it up. I had heard some rumors that conservative bloggers and muckrakers had said that the goof meant I wasn’t really President of the United States. Of course, that continues to prove how inept and unintelligent they are. Any person with a modicum of intelligence knows that it's written in the constitution that I assume the presidency at noon on Tuesday, January 20th, regardless of the circumstances. Not that I actually think I could count on those guys to read the constitution, but I suppose it looks better to get Roberts to dictate the oath correctly. Still, as if I don’t have enough to worry about now that I’ve become president, since Bush left me with an entire country to fix. Thanks, George… Yours, Barack