Scranton Speech a Success!

Scranton Speech a Success!

Sunday, October 12th 11:02pm Dear Diary, Well, I rocked my speech in Scranton. They loved me. Of course, I had a tough act to follow with Bill and Hillary Clinton giving the preceding speeches. Especially Hillary. That speech was vice-presidential. Presidential, in fact. Can’t help but wonder how this campaign would be going if Hillary was running for president. Wonder if she would have picked me to be a Vice-President? I’m just glad to be on the ticket. One way or another. But my speech was amazing. And if it doesn’t help to sway Pennsylvanians, or inspire them to persuade their undecided friends and family… I just don’t see how that can’t happen. Come on, these guys are smarter than that! These are real people, dealing with real problems, and I understand them. Hell, I was from Pennsylvania! If Pennsylvania goes Republican… Well, it can’t. I can’t imagine how anyone with family members fighting overseas can vote to keep them in harms way. Especially my son… I can’t lose another son. I just don’t think I can take that… Jill looked gorgeous tonight, as always. And she's brilliant too. Wow, what a package deal! Funny that both John and I have younger, good-looking wives. But at least mine looks human and isn't addicted to pills. Cindy does dress well, anyone can admit that. But she looks so ice cold. Funny she’s still with John too… You’d think she’d have left him by now for a younger, more attractive guy with his best years yet to come. But perhaps she’s just waiting it out at this point. Well, I need to start brainstorming for this next speech. Until next time, Joe