Path to the Presidency

Path to the Presidency

Friday, October 10th 12:30am Dear Diary, Have decided to start own diary after hearing about Barack’s. Heard his is guarded by a password, but that’s nothing that a Harvard grad can’t figure out. Surely, some combination of “hope” and “change” can unlock its secrets. Plus, I deserve a bit of privacy after being vetted more closely than Sarah Palin. To begin…Woken up by Malia crying because everyone knows names of Sarah's children, but no one knows about her and Sasha. Explained it was because of tender age, but was countered with argument that Bristol isn't much older. Had no response, so am thinking of ways to get media attention for children without resorting to teen pregnancy or alcoholism. If only were old enough for drug addiction as have heard is effective way of getting attention. Perhaps fashion line instead? Will run idea by David. Watched the clip of myself on The Daily Show last night. Surprised to find Jon Stewart so short. Good thing Barack is tall… Must say, I sounded great and looked very presidential in my blue suit. Will remember this outfit during my own presidential campaign. Will remind Barack how much I talk him up when it’s my turn to run, and his turn to become the spousal support figure. Considering Hillary for VP, as her husband also helped campaign for her. And, she did leave those 18,000 cracks in the glass ceiling. Two women would certainly shatter that glass. Will wait to broach idea to Hillary until Barack is elected. Can’t have the media ruin this one… Yours always, Michelle