Mary Pat Christie & Talkatoo Cockatoo

Mary Pat Christie & Talkatoo Cockatoo

Bird brained New Jersey First Lady is secretly colorful hippy.

If you are looking at this picture and thinking to yourself "what a striking resemblance", then you are not alone. In fact, I am personally pretty confident that bird brained First Lady of New Jersey, Mary Pat Christie and Zoobilee Zoo's Talkatoo Cockatoo are the same person. I just need to find proof. Unfortunately those wise guys who keep records of everything in New Jersey have lost all of the important documents that I need. Oh, you may think you won this time Mary Pat Christie... but it is I who will have the last laugh when your cover is blown!