Joe Six-Pack Raring to Go

Joe Six-Pack Raring to Go

Monday, October 13th 8:35pm Dear Diary, 22 more days until the election. Crazy to think that I’m so close to getting in the White House. Concerned that McCain, Palin, and the rest of those guys are going to increase the swift-boat attacks, but hopefully independents won’t buy that. They should know that Barack and I are the best guys for them. Palin may try to appeal to the people she calls “Joe Six Packs.” But I am a Joe Six Pack! I actually came from these areas and know what they’re dealing with. And my name is Joe! I can’t see how much clearer that gets. But speaking of these swift boat attacks, I don’t know why they won’t let me be more of an attack dog for the Democrats. Isn’t that the job of the Vice President during the campaign season? I get to say some things, but everything has to be approved. Puh-lease. I am great with people during speeches. The advisors said something about me always sticking my foot in my mouth, but I don’t know what they’re talking about. Sure I have a few slips of the tongue, but doesn’t everyone? Unfortunate the way these “Biden blunders” get publicized. But they are rare. If anything, these “blunders” just show that I’m human, not some speech-making machine. And at least I can talk better than George Bush! You can’t buy off-the-wall calendars for “Biden-isms.” And if our president can be put into power while sounding ridiculous, I think people need to show a little more sympathy for the few slips of my tongue. Besides Barack can talk. Hey, that rhymes! I’ll have to remember that for the next speech… Until next time, Joe