I will not use biological sex differences as a way to dismiss the opinions and viewpoints of female politicians and lawyers.

I will not use biological sex differences as a way to dismiss the opinions and viewpoints of female politicians and lawyers.

Friday, October 10th

12:33PM

Dear Diary,

Huge argument with Michelle. Michelle claims that certain comments at last debate were racist, as was the McCains’ avoidance of shaking her hand. Tried to explain that she was being unreasonable as it is a widely-known fact that all white people have a natural fear of women weighing over 110 lbs. Asked if it was “that time of the month” as a possible excuse for unfounded paranoia over racism, but was clearly wrong thing to say as am now forced to write lines.

I will not use biological sex differences as a way to dismiss the opinions and viewpoints of female politicians and lawyers.

I will not use biological sex differences as a way to dismiss the opinions and viewpoints of female politicians and lawyers.

I will not use biological sex differences as a way to dismiss the opinions and viewpoints of female politicians and lawyers.

I will not use biological sex differences as a way to dismiss the opinions and viewpoints of female politicians and lawyers.

I will not use biological sex differences as a way to dismiss the opinions and viewpoints of female politicians and lawyers.

Despite such dreadful start to morning, have heard good news: Hispanic voter bloc is likely to vote for me, putting aside past disputes over who is better minority group in united dislike for old, rich white guys and not-so-Grand-after-all Old Party. In response to new support from population more likely to vote than throngs of 16 year old interns, have decided to give next speech in Spanish. Thought newly translated speech was brilliant, but was ridiculed by entire class of Spanish I students. Apparently Babel Fish not as accurate as one would have hoped.

Am forbidden to check poll results until I finish writing lines. However, barring catastrophic sudden economic upturn, suspect still in lead.

Hopefully yours,

Barack