Tuesday October 21st
Still steaming about New York Times article, but am confident was able to distract American public through well-timed leak of my participation in motor sports. One of more ingenious marketing ideas I’ve ever had, if I do say so myself. John BETTER be grateful; “drifting” referenced in “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” and consequently guaranteed to bring in youth vote thus far lacking in Republican following. Am glad media finally recognizes I have hobbies; discredits theory that am actually Stepford wife without interests, thoughts, or life outside husband’s campaign, as most of media seems to perceive…
Plus was called â??Bad Ass First Ladyâ?! Take that, Michelle Obamaâ??thereâ??s nothing badass about Princeton and pearls!