the cindy 500

the cindy 500

Tuesday October 21st


Dear Diary,

Still steaming about New York Times article, but am confident was able to distract American public through well-timed leak of my participation in motor sports. One of more ingenious marketing ideas I’ve ever had, if I do say so myself. John BETTER be grateful; “driftingreferenced in “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” and consequently guaranteed to bring in youth vote thus far lacking in Republican following. Am glad media finally recognizes I have hobbies; discredits theory that am actually Stepford wife without interests, thoughts, or life outside husband’s campaign, as most of media seems to perceive…

Plus was called â??Bad Ass First Ladyâ?! Take that, Michelle Obamaâ??thereâ??s nothing badass about Princeton and pearls!