Biden Begins

Biden Begins

Saturday, October 11th 11:56pm Dear Diary, Well, after hearing that everyone else has a secret diary, I decided that I shouldn’t miss out on all the fun. Plus, I’ll probably use some of the great stuff in here for my personal memoirs. Hard to believe that we’re less than four weeks away from the election. Should have been my election, but I’m not bitter…anymore. Those Democrats knew they needed experience on the ticket, one way or another. Well, after this country sees the kick-ass job I do in Washington, they’ll be sure to elect me after Barack serves. Wish I could be more involved in the campaigning. Had high hopes to be the Democratic attack dog, but apparently the advisors aren’t up for it this year. Too bad, since the Republicans certainly have a pit bull on their hands. Can’t believe she actually lets the crowds call Barack a terrorist and then say, “Kill him!” But hopefully the media will comment on this, and it will come back to bite the pit bull. I sure would say something, but I guess they don’t trust me, calling me a “loose cannon.” But what’s a few blunders? I’m a regular guy! I know main street! More than Palin does, anyway. Will work on slipping this into the media… They’re probably starved for some good ol’, all-American Biden anyway. Until next time, Joe