5 BS problems to distract America

Gays Pot and Marx-Care will never take hold here!: Only war-mongering, cronyism and bank robbery.Keep arguing about pointless miniscule moralities, just don't look at the bankers, financiers and shady ass Skull & Bones alums who are milking your 401k and nose diving your economy for their own good. The following items are not indicators of the moral breakdown of society, they are distractions for the robbery that has occurred in this country.

5. Gay Marriage

Really? Gay people getting together openly is destroying your family? First of all, it’s been going on for thousands of years anyway. To the religious, who make this a big deal: YOUR God is the Gatekeeper of YOUR Heaven, none of these queers will be admitted to your Heaven, so sit back, smoke your hate pipe and relax. To anyone else, live and let live. Gays make lots of money, pay taxes, adopt unwanted kids, throw great parties, are friendly and also human. There is no crime between consenting adults, so get over it.

4. Marijuana Laws

Just do it. Legalize it. It’s the number one cash crop in much of the Americas and 100% of the profits are funding low-lifes and gangsters. The very people who oppose pot and its dealers are solely responsible for keeping them in business and depriving the state of billions in tax revenue. Silly little afraid people. We know prohibition doesn’t work, so why exercise it on a less volatile substance than alcohol? Especially at a time when doing so would plummet crime fighting resource needs and skyrocket tax revenue.

3. Church and State

This one goes to the religious folks again. Get the damned scripture out of the schools and court buildings if people object. It’s written in that paperwork scribbled out by the Founding Fathers 230 years ago that Patriotic Americans like to cite. Deal with it. Those buildings belong to the average American, who likely doesn’t believe exactly what you do. Respect their thoughts and wishes for public space like you would want them to. Seems pretty simple, except for the pushy religious people. I’m pretty sure your tax-free church is where all that stuff goes.  And yes, Intelligent Design falls under ‘Faith’ not science. Stop mis-educating your children and embarrassing yourselves at school board meetings. You don’t use the Bible to teach math, so why use it to teach biology?

2. Terrorists

Get the armies out of the Middle East, it’s creating more terrorists, obviously. These are very poor people, so follow the money with remote operatives and spare the poor civilians out gun butts. Flood the theater with covert operatives, listen like thieves and get the camouflage guys out. When the ‘chatter’ peaks, hit them with the five-man strike teams. Surgery, not butchery. There are relatively few of these people if you don’t count the huffed up teenagers shooting guns into the sky. They need money to do anything meaningful, sounds easy enough. And imagine the popularity we’d see if we appeared to be leaving the Middle East.

1.Health Care

The Public Option is not enough. Europe’s Universal systems are better, don’t listen to the Health Insurance talking heads. It’s free and it rates higher than US private health system. We already rely on government to run our roads, police, fire, army, post office, federal banks, GM and countless other industries, some work very well. Imagine the freedom of businesses if they had no requirement to insure their employees? Rep. AL Franken brought it to the attention of a talking head that compared the United States where 65% of bankruptcies are a direct result of illness, most of these ‘socialist’ countries had 0 bankruptcies due to medical reasons. I have personal experience in England with medical treatment, it was fast, pleasant and free. This boils down to executive greed. They don’t want to lose their jobs and their plush ass bonuses.  The Public Option will still leave millions of poor, mentally ill and lazy Americans without coverage. Yes, I even believe the lazy deserve medical coverage, and immigrants too. Obama’s plan is not enough. Don’t believe the money, we can care for everyone and drive the greedy out of our health.

For a Christian nation we sure are quick to throw the less fortunate out on their unemployed, uninsured, poor, sick, lazy, illegal immigrating asses. So buck up America, draw on those deep Christian morals and do like Jesus did, care for the less fortunate, do not throw stones, obey the laws, let visitors to our country get medical treatment, end the monetization of your health and most of all, live and let live. While we argue about gay weddings and immigrants getting free band-aids bankers are robbing our nation blind.