Well, it has finally started happening. For the past month and a half we've enjoyed an atmosphere of relative dignity and progress in the political realm. We elected a decent man for president, we've watched him consistently pick qualified people for high administrative posts and a lot of former rivals have been making nice.
Queue New York's governor David Paterson.
That's right. In an era torn by war, poverty, epic laundry lists of corrupt leaders and their crimes, in a time when Americans are dying on emergency room floors because they're poor and Western travelers get gunned down in luxury hotels, David Paterson was brave enough to do what bored Democrats just can't ever seem to resist. Paterson began making a lot of noise about a non-issue, then created an intricate plan to legislate an unnecessary inconvenience into our lives because of it.

This week, Paterson proposed an 18 percent tax on sugary drinks for the purpose of fighting childhood obesity.
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